Being Tall

I’m 6 ft 4

Pros:

  • when annoyed placing smaller people in trees and walking away is an option
  • Being able to hide food in high up places where the ground elves won’t get it
  • Very rarely having line of sight blocked
  • Standing up sex
  • Can always get the last box of cereal
  • Small children run from me

Cons:

  • Getting kicked in the shins by angry dwarves
  • Back pain
  • Having things thrown at me in the cinema for blocking the screen
  • Having to locate a place to sit whenever kissing someone
  • Never being able to find trousers the appropriate length
  • Children I’m related to using me as a climbing frame at family gatherings
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Posted on Wednesday, 6 February
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