Anonymous asked:
What's so bad about being part of the United Kingdom?

Nothing. In fact, I could do with some free healthcare.

The thing is, a huge portion of Irish history is the fight for independence. Revolution after revolution, battle after battle, massacre after massacre. We worked very very hard to get out of the United Kingdom and retain some vestige of our culture and language, so it can be an extremely ignorant thing to say that we’re still part of it. 


Ernie Hudson is going to be at Dublin comic con this year and I am so fucking psyched.

I just want to walk up and present him with a twinkie the size of a dog.

You know what I love about anti-vax dickheads?

The fact that the doctor who came up with the whole “vaccines cause autism” bullshit, a Mr Andrew Wakefield, had his medical lisence taken away years ago and publicly admitted he was full of shit. What’s even funnier is that because of his idiocy, there were outbreaks of measles.

You are basing your ideology on the lies of discredited dumbass who, through his lies and fear mongering, caused numerous outbreaks of measles in the 21st century. My god, I hate you people.

Anonymous asked:
You mean... that's not how you pronounce hyperbole?

Hi-Per-Bo-Lee

Don’t feel too bad, most people have only ever seen this word written.


Ever meet people who try to sound intelligent by using big words but constantly use them in the wrong fuckin’ context.

Hand on my heart, I talked to someone who used “hyperbole” as a verb…. and pronounced it as “Hyper Bowl”.

Dear lord, how frighteningly pedantic.

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Ya know what’s more pathetic than people who look for recognition for doing shit that anyone can do? People who look for recognition for NOT doing shit that anyone can do.

People who brag about not having tattoos or piercings. People who brag about not playing video games. People who brag about being straight edge. People who never shut the fuck up about what they eat. People who act like taking part in the activities they don’t take part in makes you a lesser person. 

Just yet another example of people so boring, and so aware and insecure of how boring they are, they will look for a sense of accomplishment in every mundane activity they involve themselves in.

If you want bragging rights, go take up skydiving or just make peace with the fact you’re a boring cunt like the rest of us. Either way, shut the fuck up.

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The mental image that title conjures up is just… so ridiculous it’s funny.

Yes, go into the room that’s filled with knives that the very large large man has explicitly told you to stay the fuck away from.

Smart!

About My Kitchen

opinionatedsoftspoken:

andreis-reaper:

opinionatedsoftspoken:

andreis-reaper:

  • I know where everything is.
  • You will move things.
  • Every appliance is exactly where it needs to be.
  • You will fuck that up.
  • I know exactly how much food I have.
  • You will steal shit.

I am Dexter, my kitchen is my laboratory and YOU are Dee Dee. 

Stay the fuck out.

You heard about autism, Celt? 

And of course visitors are going to steal things from your kitchen. It has food. Food is to be taken. 

No, I’ve never heard about autism in my life. Like at all. But they just keep sending me disability money! 

If you ask for food, I will provide it. Just stay the fuck out of my kitchen. The fuck is so hard to get about this.

Give me food.

No, piss off. ¬_¬

Stupid people, always after my grub.

Anonymous asked:
You're concerned about not wanting people in your kitchen. What about in your house in general?

Just as long as they stay WITHIN THE DESIGNATED AREA!


About My Kitchen
  • I know where everything is.
  • You will move things.
  • Every appliance is exactly where it needs to be.
  • You will fuck that up.
  • I know exactly how much food I have.
  • You will steal shit.

I am Dexter, my kitchen is my laboratory and YOU are Dee Dee. 

Stay the fuck out.

Anonymous asked:
No wonder you won't let people make toast in it if it's a 'Fucking Kitchen'. ...I'd very much like to visit said fucking kitchen.

No one is allowed in my kitchen. 

Shoo


Anonymous asked:
you are an absolute state

Which state am I?