Things you never hear at the Eurovision.
  • Announcer: What a stunning performance from the UK!

I have two modes.

Passionate and introspective.

Passionate and very very loud.

Anonymous asked:
What do you hope to be doing in ten years.

I hope to still be a roadie, only on a much grander scale and I also hope to by then have some of my writing published.

I eventually want to get good enough to be taken on a world tour where I can document what roadie life is like in the 21st century.

But if none of that happens, I just hope I still have my friends.


Today I met for the first time an atheist elitist. Prior to this encounter I’ve only had the good fortune to meet like minded atheists who don’t feel the need to piss on everything around them for the sake of being the brainy one in the group. I now look back on these times with nostalgia. -sigh-

Essentially, the twat bag tried to have a go at me because I was talking about how I enjoyed occult symbolism and mythology. Jumping to the conclusion that I enjoyed these things for a religious aspect, the arse bandit attempted to jump down my throat to assert his all knowing point about how all these things are fairy tales and bollocks and that i was some gimp who relied on these things due to insecurity.

As you can see, despite the cunt’s obviously high opinion of himself, he’s about as intelligent as a wooden spoon dipped in lead paint.

My retort went something like this.

So, what you’re saying is an atheist can’t enjoy a good story or admire certain aesthetics because they’re connected to some religious ideology? They can’t research certain things that they find interesting because they are part of a belief structure? So, your way of dealing with religious ignorance is to combat it with your own retarded stupidity. You really need to stay the fuck out of any religious debate, because any side that has you on it is surely going to lose despite any amount of facts presented, simply because someone let you open your mouth.

(I wasn’t this eloquent or articulate, so imagine this being spoken at about 3 words a second rapidly getting louder and louder with more blatant use of the word “cunt-knacker”.)

3 plays Live Fast, Die Young Exciter Unveiling The Wicked

If any of you have ever seen the 80s horror flick Trick or Treat, you will probably recognize this album art. The kid in that film may have been an insufferable douche, but damn he had some good records.
Anonymous asked:
Have you ever been asked to do porn/done an adult home video?

I’ve made videos with some of my former partners, but it’s not something we did with the intention of showing other people, just a bit of fun. I’ve never shown anyone any of the videos and I don’t think that’s likely to change. 

That being said, I am interested in making my own porn gifs at some stage in my life. :P hahaha


Anonymous asked:
What's one thing you didn't expect would turn you on?

Having my nipple pierced mid coitus. The things you do when you’re 18…


Anonymous asked:
You can fuck someone, spend time with them, and still "give a shit" mutually without dating. What is the appeal?

-shrug- being exclusive just feels right in some instances, somethings don’t really need an explanation, it’s all based on personal feelings I guess.

At the moment I’m quite content being single, but you never know what will happen.


Anonymous asked:
What is the point of a relationship then?

Spending time with a person who gives a mutual shit. It’s nice


Anonymous asked:
How many things have you stuck your dick in?

I tend to only put it in women who want it in. And as for an exact number, well I really couldn’t tell you. Not because I’ve been laid a stupid amount of times, I just never felt like I needed to keep a tally on how many people I’ve been with.

I’m sure if I sat down one day and counted back since I was 14, I could tell you, but frankly, I’m ok not knowing. I remember the ones who meant the most to me and that’s all that matters.


Anonymous asked:
Do you want a long lasting relationship?

-shrug- 

When I go into relationships I don’t go in with an air of “this is gonna last forever!”, so yeah, if it happens for me, awesome, if not well hopefully I had fun in the time I had with the person.


Anonymous asked:
Wait, how old are you?

I am 24


Anonymous asked:
tumblr users you wanna shag?

A man has to keep somethings private :P


Anonymous asked:
Top 5 things you look for/like most in a girl?

Nothing really superficial I think.

An open mind, a brain, an air of sexiness, metal enthusiast and just has an awesome sense of style.